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HomeBurneR
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"Man vet att man är träningsnarkoman om man räknar sex som 45 minuter extra cardioträning" -Scratch89 (ett hälso/tränings-forum)
Det du inte minns, har aldrig hänt! Intressant läsning How much is 1000 dB?
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
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HomeBurneR
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<cidec> anybody here that can translate a swedish sentence for me pls ?
<Zaq> shot
<cidec> må din pung bli överkörd av femhundra siamesiska elefantbögar samtidigt som du får en ananas uppkörd långt upp i rektum.
<Zaq> shot
<cidec> må din pung bli överkörd av femhundra siamesiska elefantbögar samtidigt som du får en ananas uppkörd långt upp i rektum.
Det du inte minns, har aldrig hänt! Intressant läsning How much is 1000 dB?
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
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HomeBurneR
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<a href='http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/noje/stor ... 82,00.html' target='_blank'>http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/noje/stor ... 00.html</a>
"Forskare: Harryson är för tjock för tv"
"Forskare: Harryson är för tjock för tv"
Det du inte minns, har aldrig hänt! Intressant läsning How much is 1000 dB?
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
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Sypherlane
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Hört på biografen:
<a href='http://www.moviezine.se/sidor/0309/biografen1.shtml' target='_blank'>http://www.moviezine.se/sidor/0309/biografen1.shtml</a>
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HomeBurneR
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Endast på Flashbacks forum 
"konstiga regler dom har de där katolikerna, inge kondomer eller sånt... Men en neger som påve, de går bra." -Medlem på Flashbacks forum
"konstiga regler dom har de där katolikerna, inge kondomer eller sånt... Men en neger som påve, de går bra." -Medlem på Flashbacks forum
Det du inte minns, har aldrig hänt! Intressant läsning How much is 1000 dB?
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
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HomeBurneR
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"Some people like popcorn, but I like cockporn"
Det du inte minns, har aldrig hänt! Intressant läsning How much is 1000 dB?
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
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HomeBurneR
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Var en ganska "blöt" kväll igår och många dumheter uträttades 
Grannen skriver till mig idag när jag sitter på jobbet:
"du bad mig skriva ner telefonnumret igår när du kom in till mig och svepte en byrk sylt
"
Redan där så låter det väldans bra, men bättre blir det... Jag vet ej heller varför jag bad honom skriva ner telefonnumret eftersom jag redan hade det.
"Sedan sprang du ut som en raket i t-shirt, -2c och du var borta i 5minuter. Sen kom du tillbaka, alldeles slutkörd och sa att du skulle till tyskland."
Hum, inget minne av detta...
Grannen skriver till mig idag när jag sitter på jobbet:
"du bad mig skriva ner telefonnumret igår när du kom in till mig och svepte en byrk sylt
"Redan där så låter det väldans bra, men bättre blir det... Jag vet ej heller varför jag bad honom skriva ner telefonnumret eftersom jag redan hade det.
"Sedan sprang du ut som en raket i t-shirt, -2c och du var borta i 5minuter. Sen kom du tillbaka, alldeles slutkörd och sa att du skulle till tyskland."
Hum, inget minne av detta...
Det du inte minns, har aldrig hänt! Intressant läsning How much is 1000 dB?
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
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HomeBurneR
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<a href='http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/gatesmug1.html' target='_blank'>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/gatesmug1.html</a>
"Microsoft boss Bill Gates was photographed by the Albuquerque, New Mexico police in 1977 after a traffic violation (details of which have been lost over time)."
Lägg märke till det sista som står, är det bara ett sammanträffande att han är en av världens rikaste män och att uppgifterna är "borta"?
"Microsoft boss Bill Gates was photographed by the Albuquerque, New Mexico police in 1977 after a traffic violation (details of which have been lost over time)."
Lägg märke till det sista som står, är det bara ett sammanträffande att han är en av världens rikaste män och att uppgifterna är "borta"?
Det du inte minns, har aldrig hänt! Intressant läsning How much is 1000 dB?
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
"Ett bra riktvärde för att veta hur mycket vatten man minst "ska" får i sig per dygn är att ta 30ml/kg kroppsvikt.
Så om man som mig väger 60kg så blir det 30x60=1800ml/dygn."
-skrivet av '-Malin-' på sidan <a href='http://www.halso.info' target='_blank'>http://www.halso.info</a>
bara så ni vet.
Så om man som mig väger 60kg så blir det 30x60=1800ml/dygn."
-skrivet av '-Malin-' på sidan <a href='http://www.halso.info' target='_blank'>http://www.halso.info</a>
bara så ni vet.
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HomeBurneR
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Härmed säger jag, Martin Grahn (anställningsnummer 1534) upp mig. Min sista arbetsdag blir [censur].
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Dagens datum: 1/8-05
B)
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Dagens datum: 1/8-05
B)
Det du inte minns, har aldrig hänt! Intressant läsning How much is 1000 dB?
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
Flyttar du bort från Sveg i samma censurerade veva?
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Stranded
Stranded,
Stranded,
Stranded on a toilet bowl!
Stranded,
stranded,
stranded on a toilet bowl!
What you do when stranded,
and there ain't nothing on the roll?
To prove you're a man
you must wipe it with your hand!
Stranded, stranded on a toilet bowl!
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Stranded
Stranded,
Stranded,
Stranded on a toilet bowl!
Stranded,
stranded,
stranded on a toilet bowl!
What you do when stranded,
and there ain't nothing on the roll?
To prove you're a man
you must wipe it with your hand!
Stranded, stranded on a toilet bowl!
Knowledge brings Fear
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HomeBurneR
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Jajamän, några dagar efter det datumet så far jag hem 
"I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to, too." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"I haven't slept for 10 days. Because that would be too long." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips..." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to, too." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"I haven't slept for 10 days. Because that would be too long." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips..." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here." -Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
Det du inte minns, har aldrig hänt! Intressant läsning How much is 1000 dB?
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
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HomeBurneR
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"Hade en Kund från torsby tidigare idag............hörde en gris i bakgrunden..........." - Sebastian Jonsson
Det du inte minns, har aldrig hänt! Intressant läsning How much is 1000 dB?
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
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HomeBurneR
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Detta hände igårkväll efter stängningstid på "Fujitsu Siemens"-supporten, det var en fruktansvärd kö...
Kund: "Segt att vänta som support när det är idioter som ringer in?"
Supporttekniker: "Nejdå, ni måste ha någonstans att ringa till..." -Joakim Saettem
Läste på "Länstidningen".
"För första gången sedan 1967 har folkmängden i Hogdalsbygden nu ökat."
Kund: "Segt att vänta som support när det är idioter som ringer in?"
Supporttekniker: "Nejdå, ni måste ha någonstans att ringa till..." -Joakim Saettem
Läste på "Länstidningen".
"För första gången sedan 1967 har folkmängden i Hogdalsbygden nu ökat."
Det du inte minns, har aldrig hänt! Intressant läsning How much is 1000 dB?
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
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HomeBurneR
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Det du inte minns, har aldrig hänt! Intressant läsning How much is 1000 dB?
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
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HomeBurneR
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"En google sökning med toppslätsskivling+farlig ger färre resultat än hitler+snäll." - Någon på ett forum som svarar på vad som skadar kroppen när man äter toppslätskivlingar 
Det du inte minns, har aldrig hänt! Intressant läsning How much is 1000 dB?
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.
WARNING: BE AWARE! Use of this amplifier at extreme high volumes for extended periods of time may cause hearing loss and or hearing damage. During periods of prolonged high volume levels it is recommended that you use ear safety devices. Playing Cadence amplifiers at high volume levels while driving will impair your ability to hear necessary traffic sounds. While driving always keep your sound volume at reasonable levels. We at Cadence want you listening for many years to come.