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hahaha, var säkert ett par värsting-kids som stoppade undan ett par påsar inför helgen :)
ip-telefoni alltså, fan va gött.
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Ojoj, uppdatering till knarkarkidsen... det var visst inte knark trots allt. Vilken miss!

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Tillägg: Skoj text på denna t-shirt :D <a href='http://www.spreadshirt.net/shop.php?op= ... 352419#top' target='_blank'>http://www.spreadshirt.net/shop.php?op= ... 419#top</a>
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Fin T-shirt ja :)

Men du, det var alltså mjöl?! På Aftonbladet stod det ju klart och tydligt att det var kokain, inga spekulationer utan det var kokain. Som vanligt med Aftonbladet... :rolleyes:

Och dagisfröknarna kunde ju bara ha luktat på det och känt om det luktade kemikaliker eller inte, sånt tycker jag alla fröknar borde känna till (för barnens säkerhet).

Bara så att ni vet hade Expressen en snyggare rubrik :lol:
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"Dagisbarn provade kokain i skogen"

Men va fan... Inte alls vinklat för att få läsare <_<
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Hehe, nej precis :)
Stör mig även att det står att det var kokain.

Slänger in denna som jag tycker är alldeles jätterolig :lol:
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Skrattade friskt när jag läste kommentaren nedanför :D
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Mjaja :D


Spana in vad Nintendo ställt till med i handkontrollsväg: <a href='http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3143782' target='_blank'>http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3143782</a>
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Mig3D wrote: Mjaja :D


Spana in vad Nintendo ställt till med i handkontrollsväg: <a href='http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3143782' target='_blank'>http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3143782</a>
Haha, schysst kontroll, :D men den har ju ett STORT fel, signalerna verkar ju gå ut i framänden av dosan. Ska ju va från sidan så man kan ha den i båda händerna! <_<
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Now that's fucked up!

Bäst att det kommer någon vettigare kontroll också, den där ser ju bara ut som en vanlig TV-fjärrkontroll :(
Tror minsann att konsoll-tillverkarna har ballat ur, tänker även på PS3:ans, är inte den skön att hålla i då är det den sämsta kontrollen som skapats (förutom Revolutions då).
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Då är den här kontrollen mycket tuffare: <a href='http://www.spelbutiken.se/php-bin/produ ... kt=cube328' target='_blank'>Handkontroll</a>
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Jag undrar hur den handkontrollen är att spela med, den kanske är alldeles underbar, "Resident Evil"-editon.


Hoho, söt :)
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<a href='http://www.expressen.se/index.jsp?a=444502' target='_blank'>http://www.expressen.se/index.jsp?a=444502</a>

Minsann, här var det ingen misshandel eller så, här var det ord och inga visor :o
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haha vafan... men det är inte mer än rätt, det fanns ju som sagt ingen annan utväg. :blink:
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Trevliga skola dom har i Danmark: <a href='http://boegballe.tabulexnet.dk/' target='_blank'>http://boegballe.tabulexnet.dk/</a>
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Hahahaha, verkligen fri skola det där! :D
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Beställde ny gura:
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7 strängar! I'm teh cool B)
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Mohaha..
Jag tyckte att ja va inte tillräckligt isolerad i Torsby så ja flyttar till Stöllet. eller ja.. har redan flyttat
men ja håller mej i tby tills ja e klar med jobbet.
Är juh ANSTÄLLD av torsby kommun på IT avdelningen.

Som IT tekniker/Programmerare.
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Ja är glad glad glad..=)

Fresten inget lan på g snart?

Quake 4 e skoj skoj skoj..=)
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Tjenare Emil! Glöm Stöllet och flytta till Skövde, oooh yeah.

Lan blir det nog inte så många, inte i LANS regi iaf eftersom föreningen är nerlagd. Men misströsta ej, LANS lever kvar som sekt. Japp. Hehe.
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Stöllet e en trevlig by vid klarälven strand..*host host bullshit host host*
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Stöllet är ju bara 1 mil från Ambjörby. Där du, där är det drag
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ALMighty wrote: Stöllet är ju bara 1 mil från Ambjörby. Där du, där är det drag
Kalas att dom la alla dom där grymma ställena på ett ställe iaf :rolleyes: :P :P
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Ghosten wrote:
ALMighty wrote: Stöllet är ju bara 1 mil från Ambjörby. Där du, där är det drag
Kalas att dom la alla dom där grymma ställena på ett ställe iaf :rolleyes: :P :P
Hehe, ja det är allt tur. :)
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hallå de finns faktiskt OKQ8 i stöllet.. lr ne.. de va i värnäs de ja..
aja men vi har konsum..

fanns de itne en pizzeria där ett tag oxå?

hmm..
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I värnäs har det aldrig funnits. Är väl bara i stöllet, bredvid Konsum det finns. Om de inte lagt ner den, hehe.
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<a href='http://www.kanal5.se/templates/page.aspx?id=11379' target='_blank'>Gay Army</a> på Kanal 5 verkar bli något alldeles extra när det börjar 20 november :lol:
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Haha, låter alldeles jättedumt :lol:
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hahaha, fan ska du va med där alltså Martin? fett grymt!
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hahaha
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Sååååå snyggt! :lol:

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omg, grymt!
Nästa gåna det är nånn fest där man ska klä ut sej ska jag lungt se ut så där!
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Uppfinningsrika ena de där! Ballt.
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Kanska något att börja med: <a href='http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp' target='_blank'>Guy fixes computers in exchange for sex</a> :lol:
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1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

3. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

4. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

5. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

6. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

7. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

9. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

10. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

11. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

12. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

13. Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t ##### with Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

14. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

15. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

16. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris

17. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

18. To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

19. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

20. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

21. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

22. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

23. Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

24. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually “Chuck Norris–more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris–robot in disguise,” and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

25. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

26. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

27. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

28. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

29. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Haha, finfint, är han inte hård så vet jag då inte :lol:
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Jag har upptäckt hur man tillverkar kokain!!

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Uppenbarligen så tillverkas kokain automatiskt i botten på styrspaksmodulen i en Nintendo 64 handkontroll...

Jag antar att jag inte är ensam om att ha en utsliten styrspak så jag bifogar en länk till ett ställe där man kan köpa nya. Kontrollen blev som ny efter bytet så ny kan jag spela Golden Eye igen :)

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Har sett att det varit kokain i spakarna på köpcenter och så, på deras test-konsoller alltså :)
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Wohoo! Teh shit are work!11
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