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Tja vad kan man säga..?


Mig3D wrote: <span style='font-family:Impact'><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:green'>F</span><span style='color:red'>R</span><span style='color:white'>Ö</span><span style='color:green'>L</span><span style='color:red'>U</span><span style='color:white'>N</span><span style='color:green'>D</span><span style='color:red'>A</span></span></span>
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Vi är spamhoror vi och vi har det så bra...
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51 Things to Do Instead of Looking at Internet Porn

1) Read a book
2) Watch a movie
3) Write a poem
4) Look up words in the dictionary
5) Learn a new language
6) Have a conversation with an old friend
7) Research a topic of interest
8) Clean your room
9) Take a walk
10) Ride a Bike
11) Rollerskate
12) Go to the park
13) Call your grandmother
14) Cure cancer
15) Study
16) Bake cookies
17) Plant a tree
18) Babysit your neighbor’s kids
19) Smell the roses
20) Volunteer in your community
21) Research political candidates in a local campaign
22) Play cards
23) Play chess
24) Swim
25) Dance
26) Sing
27) Listen to music
28) Learn to play an instrument
29) Learn to play an instrument well
30) Teach a child to read
31) Teach a child a new skill
32) Start a neighborhood watch
33) Start a neighborhood basketball team
34) …volleyball team
35) …baseball team
36) …softball team
37) …badminton team
38) …hockey team
39) …soccer team
40) …lacrosse team
41) …field hockey team
42) …whatever other sports team
43) Build a birdhouse
44) Work with Habitat for Humanity
45) Appreciate nature
46) Appreciate life
47) Eat, drink, & be merry
48) Be young
49) Be foolish
50) Be happy
51) When you run out of things to do, refer to #s 1-50

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Jävlar va otippat de va att ja skulle posta här idag

det hade ja kunnat satsa pengar på att ja inte skulle göra
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The Province of All 4 the Rotten (39:35)
[http://www.utopiatemple.com Angel v1.51 Beta 3]

Utopian Date: May 18th, YR10
RL Date: November 22nd, 2003 (23:00 GMT)

Ruler Name: The Great Sir Narsh
Personality & Race: The General, Undead
Land: 1,482 Acres
Money: 137,661gc (43,399gc raw daily income)
Food: 0 bushels
Runes: 14,703 runes
Population: 40,866 citizens (27.57 per Acre)
Peasants: 14,965 (100% Employed)
Content: b:90%, t:2.9gc, p:100%, m:97%
Trade Balance: -171,240gc (0% tax rate)
Networth: 253,359 (170.96 per Acre)
Thieves+Wizards+Science Networth: 25,295gc

Soldiers: 1,150 (59.5% estimated draft rate)
Skeletons: 0
Zombies: 9,374 (37,496 defense points)
Ghouls: 12,201 (73,206 offense / 61,005 defense)
War-Horses: 4,952 (up to 4,952 additional offense)
Prisoners: 0

Total Modified Offense: 76,929 (51.91 per Acre)
Practical (50% elites): 41,421 (27.95 per Acre)
Total Modified Defense: 96,661 (65.22 per Acre)
Practical (50% elites): 67,072 (45.26 per Acre)

Thieves: 1,600 (1.08 per Acre / 100% Stealth)
Wizards: 1,576 (1.06 per Acre / 100% Mana)

Crystal-Ball on your province will show:
Max. Possible Thieves/Wizards: 3,833 (2.59 / Acre)
Estimated Thieves Number: 2,875 (1.94 per Acre)
Estimated Wizards Number: 910 (0.61 per Acre)

Buildings: 1,441gc to build, 720gc to raze
Away bonus: 74,825gc (12h) / 224,475gc (20h)
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Zaknafein wrote:51 Things to Do Instead of Looking at Internet Porn

...........
32) Start a neighborhood watch
33) Start a neighborhood basketball team
34) …volleyball team
35) …baseball team
36) …softball team
37) …badminton team
38) …hockey team
39) …soccer team
40) …lacrosse team
41) …field hockey team
42) …whatever other sports team
...........
Jag tycker nummer 38 i listan verkar kul. Någon som vill vara med?

Jag var förövrigt och kollade isen på tjärnen nedanför mitt hus idag. Isen knakade ordentligt när jag gick på den men den höll ända till sista steget innan jag skulle gå upp på land. Då blev mina fötter blöta och kängorna fulla i lera men om minusgraderna fortsätter i några dagar kan man snart börja emulera <span style='color:purple'>FBK</span> eller annat valfritt lag.
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ALMighty: Var det kul i fält? Vad gjorde ni? Vart var ni?
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The Province of Aesir of Ghosts (1:29)
[http://www.utopiatemple.com Angel v1.51 Beta 3]

Utopian Date: July 12th, YR10
RL Date: November 24th, 2003 (17:00 GMT)

Ruler Name: The Humble Sir GhosteN
Personality & Race: The Shepherd, Dwarf
Land: 1,818 Acres
Money: 2,072,419gc (50,403gc raw daily income)
Food: 262,148 bushels
Runes: 73,134 runes
Population: 51,567 citizens (28.36 per Acre)
Peasants: 18,001 (100% Employed)
Disgruntled: b:80%, t:2.8gc, p:98.5%, m:94%
Trade Balance: 690gc (0% tax rate)
Networth: 358,272 (197.07 per Acre)
Thieves+Wizards+Science Networth: 35,478gc

Soldiers: 0 (61.4% estimated draft rate)
Axemen: 2,715 (10,860 offense points)
Archers: 3,420 (13,680 defense points)
Berserkers: 23,520 (141,120 offense and defense)
War-Horses: 2 (up to 2 additional offense)
Prisoners: 0

Total Modified Offense: 142,863 (78.58 per Acre)
Practical (25% elites): 43,373 (23.86 per Acre)
Total Modified Defense: 145,512 (80.04 per Acre)
Practical (75% elites): 112,349 (61.80 per Acre)

Thieves: 2,003 (1.10 per Acre / 84% Stealth)
Wizards: 1,908 (1.05 per Acre / 58% Mana)

Crystal-Ball on your province will show:
Max. Possible Thieves/Wizards: 5,375 (2.96 / Acre)
Estimated Thieves Number: 4,031 (2.22 per Acre)
Estimated Wizards Number: 1,277 (0.70 per Acre)

Buildings: 1,609gc to build, 804gc to raze
Away bonus: 90,005gc (12h) / 270,015gc (20h)

1. Farms: 109 (6%)
2. Barracks: 398 (21.9%) + 202 in progress (+11.1%)
3. Banks: 545 (30%)
4. Guilds: 182 (10%)
5. Towers: 91 (5%)
6. Watchtowers: 291 (16%)

Total Land: 1,818 Acres (88.9% built)
In Progress: 202 Acres (11.1%)

** Effects Summary (Available Buildings Only) **
1. Produce 10,467 bushels (13,084 with FL)
2. +8.8% offense bonus, -26.3% attack time
3. 13,080gc per hour, +24% to income, protect 60% of gold
4. Training about 2.9 wizards per hour
5. Produce 728 runes per hour
6. 32% catch enemy thieves, 60% identify them

** Effects Summary (Including Future Buildings) **
2. +13.2% offense bonus, -39.6% attack time

** Effects Summary (Known Science Only) **
+30.2% Income (43,148 points)
-43.7% Building Time (43,370 points)
+15.3% Population Limits (45,395 points)
+60.7% Food Production (43,889 points)
+8.7% Military Strength (44,120 points)
+56.4% Thievery Effectiveness (43,956 points)
+56.4% Magic Effectiveness (44,082 points)

** Science Points in Progress **
Housing: 4,375 points in progress
War: 6,125 points in progress
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Vad är det ni postar för nåt? Är det såna där sk MUDs? Förstår asså typ ba inget liksom!

Martin: Det var rätt drygt, fast ändå inte så farligt som man trodde det skulle vara. Vi var till Villingsbergs (nåt sånt heter det iaf) skjutfält. Lastade ammunition och sånt mestadels, är ju i am-gruppen vettu :)
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Alm det där är en sammanställning över våra provinser i Utopia (<a href='http://games.swirve.com/utopia' target='_blank'>http://games.swirve.com/utopia</a>). Det är ett online spel där man har hand om en provins i ett större kungadöme. Sen pucklar de olika kungadömena på varandra och så ska man bli bäst. Hehe.
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det som inte jag förstår är varför man kollar i konstiga program innan man anfaller om man kommer vinna om man anfaller. Spännande...
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Någon skumt djur samt en Hitler-katt.

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omg! that's a big pung!!
ser ut som den ber...
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Oj oj...
sitter 130meter ner i merken ansluten på ett 33.6 modem eller vad det är. står iofs 31.2 på det nu... :)
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Nånn som har koll på när nästa LAN blir?
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Till jul nån gång tror jag
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Jag undrar detsamma, fastän nån förmodligen sagt det till mig. :)
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Hejsan Hilding :)
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Hejsan Pudding :)
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Någon som såg Greger Arturssons stilfulla räddning mot Leksand igår?
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Han hade nog en baktanke med den....
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[Johnny Bravo]

Hey baby! B)

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Jag hade fått hotbrev ifrån någon som ville ha dessa bilder uppe! Sög ner kvalitén lite för jag är så snål med utrymme...

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Vilka snygga bilder...

Tror även att detta var samma kväll som någon viss person somnade på ett toalett-golv...
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Vem bröt av Daniels ben?
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yo right maaan!
Duke lives large and kicks butt!
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no way duuuude! B)
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Ja se nu blir det LAN igen! *fanfar*

LAN <span style='color:red'>26</span>-<span style='color:red'>30</span> i <span style='color:red'>Höjden</span>
Medlem: <span style='color:red'>30</span>kr :: Ickemedlem: <span style='color:red'>50</span>kr :: Medlemskap: <span style='color:red'>20</span>kr

Städa efter er, SNÄLLA, DET ÄR SÅ <span style='color:red'>JÄVLA DRYGT</span> ATT STÄDA SKITEN!
Singleplayer = decapitation.

Som vanligt gäller reglerna om <span style='color:red'>warez</span>, <span style='color:red'>snusk</span>, <span style='color:red'>droger</span>, <span style='color:red'>sprit</span>, <span style='color:red'>rasism</span>, <span style='color:red'>nazism</span> osv.

Ska kolla upp om någon <span style='color:red'>orkar</span> ta tag i försäljning, men troligtvis blir det ingen, hihi.

Är det någon som inte får ut något vettigt av ovan text så kan ni fråga mig personligen så ska jag minsann tala om ett och annat för er. Och <span style='color:red'>ring inte mig</span> på mobilen de närmsta 2 veckorna, om ni inte vill snacla med min syster för det är nämligen hon som har telefonen i Norge. 2 veckor alltså. <span style='color:red'>Kickass</span>!
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Jag förstår ingenting!
Men jag tar och ringer dej istället då Victor! På mobilen förståss...
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Hoes... I got hoes in different area codes.... lala...
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Mig3D wrote:Som vanligt gäller reglerna om <span style='color:red'>warez</span>, <span style='color:red'>snusk</span>, <span style='color:red'>droger</span>, <span style='color:red'>sprit</span>, <span style='color:red'>rasism</span>, <span style='color:red'>nazism</span> osv.
Ok, så mycket som man kan, eller?




DET ÄR TAMEJFAAEN BÄST ATT ALLA KOMMER OCKSÅ!!!
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Fan ja e så jävla excited asså!
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Men Alm, hur kommer det sig att du skriver, är inte du i lumpen nu?
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ja vettu kommer.. lätt...
men då måste nån lova att ja får spela lite TS!!!!
kan göra det mot bot i fall de kniper men...
puss å kram
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Det finns datorer som man kan boka en halvtimme åt gången här. Fick du aldrig se det?

Vad är TS förresten? Tiberian Sun? :lol:
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Har ni hört förresten att Interplay lagt ner Black Isle Studios? Nu blir det inget Fallout 3 :(
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<span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:purple'>där ser man... 4-2...
VFHC, DIF och HV71 loosa...
hehe!</span></span>
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Hejsan Alm. Jag antar att du masar dig ner från fjällen i norr till oss i de sydliga breddgraderna på LAN:et
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4-2 var väl inget!
I scandinavium vann ju Frölunda med 4-1! :D

Jaja, man får väl kolla på bandet med sista finalmatchen från ifjol som tröst.
Ni får gärna joina mig...
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Räkna med det Hilding! Jag står inte ut med den här skiten, måste få slappa lite! B)
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Alm, det gjorde inte jag heller... Skjut någon!! När är ni lediga nästa gång? Du måste skriva när för jag MÅSTE veta!
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